Meeting Minutes 4 days before Groundhog Day

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Hey folks,

Hope everyone had a good time getting a little alpine today.  Who needs to try and get on the next north face expedition to antarctica when we can just dry tool up the Chevron steps?

Nate's getting the trail running groupme going, so if you're interested in being a part of that send us an email with your name and phone number.

There's some pretty sweet stuff going on this week:
-There's a bouldering comp up at Pitt's climbing wall in Trees Hall this Saturday at 1pm.  $5 suggested donation for entry.  Come show off your weird Popeyeish forearms and intimate knowledge of climbing jargon.  While you're at it you can try and send some of Fin's chossy routes as well. 

-Wednesday the 13th the No Man's Land film festival is rolling through.  If you want to watch some of the coolest women in adventure sports do some crazy shit, this is the ticket.  With any luck this will convince some partners to swap out the bullshit Valentine's Day bouquet for something useful, like cams. 

-Lastly, it's time to bust out your synthetic neck fat and brush up on your Mitch McConnell impressions because this is your chance to slow roll and corrupt the democratic process.  Outdoors Club elections are next Tuesday, and if you haven't been calling every Russian oligarch you know you're already behind.  There's info on all of the board positions in the attached powerpoint  If you've got any questions or bribes shoot me an email.  Remember to keep your eyes on the fake news because Kieran's sex tape should be leaking any day now.  

Hope everyone has a good week.

Best,
Jon

 Meeting January 29th


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